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“A Cowboy has to Ride”
This Ain’t No Rodeo 12/2008 |
Supernatural Rodeo Crazy!
A man who spends his life being tossed from the back of a bull isn’t going to let death stand in the way of saving his wife. |
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“Complete Breakfast”
Withersin’s Unkindness 10/2008 |
Deadly Breakfast Crazy!
When you find something weird in your breakfast eggs, your best bet is just to throw them away. |
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“No Hands”
Dark Animus #10/11 06/2008 |
Killer Puppet Crazy!
If you think clowns are scary, you should see what puppets can do. Still, a couple of lawn care dudes should be able to handle it. |
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“Ahlana Demona”
Polluto: The Anti-Pop Culture Journal #2 04/2008 |
Monster Hunting Crazy!
Can love exist between a transsexual monster hunter and a zombie rights activist? Not if a werewolf art conspiracy gets in the way. |
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“Skill Crane”
Black Ink Horror #3 02/2008 |
Severed Hand Slashin’ Crazy!
Sure, in the grand scheme of things, tossing a couple quarters of laundry money into the machine at the front of the store is probably no big deal. At least, it isn’t a big deal unless you find yourself trying to score a severed hand. |
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“Gone to Seed”
Vault of Punk Horror 01/2008 |
Punk Rock Body Modifyin’ crazy!
When you love someone, you want to make them happy. This has already been established. However, caution should be used when what makes your angel happy is cultivating face flowers. |
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“Snailwart”
Fried! Fast Food, Slow Deaths 12/2007 |
Fast Food Goo Spewin’ Crazy!
If you find yourself in a fast food restaurant with people flying and oozing, you should probably start to worry when the management locks the doors. This story is toxic. |
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“Zombie Eater”
Raw Meat 07/2007 |
Zombie Crazy!
You’ve read all the zombie stories before. You know how they go. The dead come to life and start munching on peeps. Do you really need to read another one? Maybe, if it involves flipping the script and focuses on a strange man who eats zombies. |
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“Dead Folk Hero Does Interstate Travel”
Daikaiju 2: Revenge of the Giant Monsters 06/2007 |
Really Big Zombie Crazy!
Damn, more zombie stories? Okay, get this: Paul Bunyan, back from the dead, stomps across Wisconsin with a pair of surly truckers in hot pursuit. You can’t tell me you’ve heard of that one before. |
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“Upset Stomach”
Zencore: Nemonymous #7 06/2007 |
Mega Bathroom Break Crazy!
People working in call centers have a lot on their minds. The last thing they should have to worry about is getting harassed by their boss for excreting a living stuffed animal in the damn company restroom.
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“New Pad”
04/2007 |
Inter-Dimensional Lizard Crazy!
Ask for your security deposit back if you move into an apartment plagued with weird reptiles who want to infect you. The cute transvestite sunbathing next door should not deter you in your quest.
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“Tingles”
Chimeraworld #4 11/2006 |
Motor Vehicle Pervert Crazy!
Becoming desensitized to sex is really easy when your job involves pushing it to the limit. If you’re lucky, the sensitivity will come back. If it does, make sure you enjoy it to the fullest extent. |
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“Defective Birth”
Sinister Tales #2 10/2006 |
Furry Mutant Birth Crazy
Some people are put in the position where they really can’t trust anyone, not their doctors and not their fathers. When the belly rips open and the furballs start coming out, well, that’s just distrust manifesting itself, right? |
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“Hate Dough”
Dreaded Pall #1 08/2006 |
Crazy at the Bakery!
Bakers work weird hours, often alone. Sometimes, spending that time thinking about things is not for the best. Sometimes, things end up doing the thinking for you. Don’t listen to dough. |
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“After Birth”
08/2006 |
Drag Queens and Mutants Crazy!
The definition of high-risk sexual behavior: Offering oral sex to a one-eyed drag queen in the alley behind an all-night greasy spoon. If you ask me, you deserve whatever ends up hatching from your beard. |
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“Story of a Board”
07/2006 |
Monster Hunting Crazy!
A man who has work to do can easily become attached to the tools of his trade. He relies on them to stay safe and to get the job done. What do the tools ask in return? Just treat them with respect and they’ll be there when you need them. |
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“Waking Demons”
Horror Carousel #4 03/2006 |
Teddy Bear Sex Crazy!
Step 1: Don’t go down into the hole in the ground. Step 2: Don’t listen to the troll telling you to fight a demon. Step 3: Don’t go into the bedroom with the life size teddy bear, no matter how big her boobs are and how sultry her voice is. |
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“Coatimundi Rex”
01/06 |
Grumpy Coatimundi Crazy
Rex is a talking coatimundi. You bet he’s got troubles. Lady troubles. |
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“Punk Rock Mummy”
Theatre of Decay #1 10/2005 |
Punk Rock Horror Crazy!
Back in the day, a band could just rock out and that’s all there was to it. Nowadays, even the most hardcore of punk bands needs a gimmick to get by. Crusty corpses aren’t a bad choice. |
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“Mask Trouble”
Ethereal Gazette #2 10/2005 |
Crazy Ecuadorian Artifact Action!
Enjoying your vacation is one thing, but allowing yourself to be turned into a giant ape thing to fight some dumb criminals is really something else entirely. |
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“Worse Than Nightmares”
Thirteen, Vol. 2 #8 08/2005 |
It’s Not Just a Dream Crazy!
Lying in my bed at night, the clock ticks I think of really horrible things happening to the one who sleeps beside me. Wait, she’s not here. I was dreaming that noise in the bathroom, right? |
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“Retirement”
07/2005 |
Stomach Full of Demons Crazy!
An old man has the right to live out his last days in peace. Well, in theory at least. When he has spent his whole life keeping hell caged inside himself, there really isn’t any opportunity to rest. |
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CHAPBOOKS |
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WHAT, WHERE & WHEN? |
HOW CRAZY? |
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Freak Tension Press 11/2008 |
Lots of Zombie Crazy!
Includes five zombie short stories: “Zombie Eater,” “Dead Folk Hero Does Interstate Travel” and more. |
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The Mutilation of Paris Hilton
Freak Tension Press 09/2006 |
Celebutante Slashin’ Crazy!
Includes three great short stories: “Punk Rock Mummy,” “Snailwart” and the notorious title tale. |
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MP Johnson’s Cheap-Ass Chapbook
Freak Tension Press 07/2005 |
Cheaper than Fuck Crazy!
Eyeballs for dinner! Hamsters with parachutes! Weird growths! |
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