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Books By Emma Alice Johnson

Love Skull
Everybody Press (Coming soon)

Bizarro Classicks
Freak Tension Books (01/23)

Unicorn Wasteland
Everybody Press (First printing: 11/21, Second printing: 04/22)

Nails
Lazy Fascist Press (09/17) (OUT OF PRINT)

Drag Queen Dino Fighters 
Eraserhead Press (05/17) (OUT OF PRINT)

Neon Trash: Forgotten B-Movies of the ’80s
Weirdpunk Books (10/16)

Lake Lurkers
Severed Press (10/16) (OUT OF PRINT)

Berzerkoids 
Bizarro Pulp Press (04/16) (OUT OF PRINT)

Sick Pack
Bizarro Pulp Press (First edition: 09/15, Second edition with alternate cover: 06/17) (OUT OF PRINT)

Cattle Cult! Kill! Kill!
StrangeHouse Books (04/15) (OUT OF PRINT)

Dungeons and Drag Queens
Eraserhead Press (04/14) (OUT OF PRINT)

The After-Life Story of Pork Knuckles Malone 
Bizarro Pulp Press (02/13) (OUT OF PRINT)

Chapbooks By Emma Alice Johnson

Chicken Poems
Bottlecap Press (11/22)

Melt Girl
Freak Tension Press

Death Warp 
Dynatox Ministries (10/14)

The Final Failure of a Professional Small Animal Inside-Outer 
Cloud City Press (09/12)

Are You Sick of Zombies Yet? 
Freak Tension Press (11/08)

The Mutilation of Paris Hilton 
Freak Tension Press (09/06)

Cheap-Ass Chapbook
Freak Tension Press (07/05)

Short Stories By Emma Alice Johnson

“Five Ways to Kill Your Rapist on a Farm” in Dark Matter Presents: Human Monsters (10/22)

“Convex” in The New Flesh: A Literary Tribute To David Cronenberg (11/19)

“Biking With Kaiju” in The Forge (09/19)

“Pizza_Gal_666” in Tales From The Crust: An Anthology Of Pizza Horror (09/19)

“A Centauress Walks Into A Battle” in Forbidden Futures #4 (04/19)

“Rolled Up” in Zombie Punks Fuck Off (10/18)

“T-Shirt Pants” in Strange Behaviors (01/18)

“Necksnapper” in The Dark (12/17)

“Fish Launcher” in Dead Bait 4 (12/17)

“The Final Failure of a Professional Small Animal Inside-Outer” at Breakroom Stories (11/17)

“Beer Heads” in More Bizarro Than Bizarro (09/17)

“Drowner” at Every Day Fiction (07/17)

“All Request” in Tall Tales with Short Cocks Volume 5 (10/16)

“Family Facemelt” in Mondo Bizarro (10/16)

“Boom” in Hybrid Moments: A Literary Tribute to the Misfits (10/16)

“Monkey Music” in Terrorvision (05/16)

“The Man With an Ax in the Backseat of Your Car Has Feelings Too” in PMMP Newsletter (03/16)
Performed by David Walton for Night Stories (03/16)

“Selling the Slicer” in The Gruesome Tensome (02/16)

“Combo Platter Number Three” in Strange Sex 3 (01/16)

“Love Skull” in Dark Discoveries #33 (12/15)

“I Summoned a Demon With a Vagina Mouth” at Strange Story Saturdays (10/15)

“Bored With Brutality” in Blood for You: A Literary Tribute to GG Allin (10/15)
Reprinted in Year’s Best Hardcore Horror Volume 1 (06/16)

“Dead Diva Boogaloo” in Zombiefied: Hazardous Material (06/15)

“The Strange Vice of ZLA-313” in Giallo Fantastique (05/15)

“Buried in Work” at Bad Dream Entertainment (02/15)
Reprinted in Dark Little Dreams (03/16)

“Berzerkoids Are Here” at Drunk Monkeys (01/15)
Reprinted in Drunk Monkeys Anthology Volume 3 (03/16)

“First I’m Gonna Go Poop – Then I’m Gonna Go Crazy” at Feathertale (11/14)

“Letting Go” in Blight Digest: Fall 2014 (10/14)

“Hamsters are for Pussies” in Hamsters! A Fabulous Anthology (10/14)

“Butterflies” in Cesspool (10/14)

“Leapfrog” in Cesspool (10/14)

“Groupie” in Strange Sex 2: The Second Cumming (8/14)
Performed by Sauda Namir for Bizarro Bedtime (05/15)

“The Songwriter’s Fingers” at Revolver (08/14)

“Delivering Kiev’s Birthday Card” at Fuck Fiction (05/14)

“Woods Porn” at Flash Fiction Offensive (05/14)

“Kiss the Goat SEO” at Weirdyear (04/14)

“Ex-Punk” in Axes of Evil (03/14)
Reprinted at Razorcake (09/16)

“I Think I’ll Donate this Severed Head to the Salvation Army” at The Molotov Cocktail (03/14)

“Pear People from Planet 13” in American Nightmare (03/14)

“Hearts and Caterpillars” in Strange Fucking Stories (01/14)

“Vagalyn’s Flying Head” in Bizarro Bizarro (12/13)

“Curse of the Curse” at Every Day Fiction (12/13)

“Do Not Buy” in A Very StrangeHouse Christmas (11/13)
Reprinted at Strange Story Saturdays (5/14)

“Loving Arms” in Diabolic Tales 3 (10/13)

“Meet Kreepy Krawly” at Bizarro Central (10/13)

“Lake Street” in In Heaven, Everything Is Fine (07/13)

“I Want to be a Mutant” in Surreal Grotesque #11 (06/13)

“Every Which Way but Clyde” at The Strange Edge (05/13)

“As Far as Bionic Slugs Go, I’m the Total Package” at Bizarro Central (12/12)

“Killer Nails” in Steamy Screams (08/11)

“Reason to Clean” in Made You Flinch (07/11)

“Record Collector Scum” in Necrotic Tissue #14 (04/11)
Reprinted at Decibel Magazine (08/16)

“Clown Underground” in Out of the Gutter #7 (12/10)

“Drag Queen Vs. Zombies” in Zombiality (12/10)

“A Cowboy Has to Ride” in This Ain’t No Rodeo (12/08)

“Complete Breakfast” in Withersin’s Unkindness (10/08)

“No Hands” in Dark Animus #10/11 (06/08)

“Ahlana Demona” in Polluto: The Anti-Pop Culture Journal #2 (04/08)

“Skill Crane” in Black Ink Horror #3 (02/08)

“Gone to Seed” in Vault of Punk Horror (01/08)

“Snailwart” in Fried! Fast Food, Slow Deaths (12/07)

“Zombie Eater” in Raw Meat (07/07)

“Dead Folk Hero Does Interstate Travel” in Daikaiju 2: Revenge of the Giant Monsters (06/07)

“Upset Stomach” in Zencore: Nemonymous #7 (06/07)

“New Pad” in Bare Bone #10 (04/07)

“Tingles” in Chimeraworld #4 (11/06)

“Defective Birth” in Sinister Tales #2 (10/06)

“Hate Dough” in Dreaded Pall #1 (08/06)

“After Birth” in Cthulhu Sex, Vol. 2 #25 (08/06)

“Story of a Board” in Black Petals #36 (07/06)

“Waking Demons” in Horror Carousel #4 (03/06)

“Coatimundi Rex” in Anthro #3 (01/06)

“Punk Rock Mummy” in Theatre of Decay #1 (10/05)

“Mask Trouble” in Ethereal Gazette #2 (10/05)

“Worse Than Nightmares” in Thirteen, Vol. 2 #8 (08/05)

“Retirement” in Kopfhalter! #2 (07/05)

Nonfiction

“How to Accept that You Are Transgender in 11 Easy Steps” in Nasty (01/18)

“One Punk’s Guide to Outlaw Country” in Razorcake #90 (02/16)

“One Punk’s Guide to Bizarro Fiction” in Razorcake #82 (10/14)

Edited

Mondo Bizarro 
StrangeHouse Books (10/16)

Hybrid Moments: A Literary Tribute to GG Allin
Weirdpunk Books (10/16)

Blood for You: A Literary Tribute to GG Allin 
Weirdpunk Books (10/15)

Cesspool
Cesspool (10/14)

Lyrics

“…And Toxic Justice for All” by In Defence on Party Lines and Politics (05/11)

Zines

Born Right (?)
Essays about surgery and growing up with Crouzon Syndrome.

Trans Mess (05/17)
Sad, funny, positive essays about coming out.

Freak Tension Zine

Freak Tension (11/16)
Collects the best material from Freak Tension’s 15-year, 15-issue run.

Freak Tension #15 (12/13)
Interviews with City Mouse and Brain Tumors. Cover art by Bill Hauser.

Freak Tension #14 (12/11)
Interviews with Michale Graves and Dresden. Cover art by Bill Hauser.

Freak Tension #13 (09/07)
Interview with John Doe.

Freak Tension #12 (01/05)
Cover art by Bill Hauser.

Freak Tension #11 (08/04)
Cover art by Jeremy M.

Freak Tension #10 (04/04)
Cover art by Bill Hauser.

Freak Tension #9 (01/04)
Interview with the Boo-Yaa T.R.I.B.E.

Freak Tension #8 (12/02)

Freak Tension #7 (07/02)

Freak Tension #6 (11/01)

Freak Tension #5 (08/01)

Freak Tension #4 (05/00)
Interviews with the Varukers, Shelter and H2O

Freak Tension #3 (10/99)
Interviews with the Groovie Ghoulies, Leatherface and 7 Seconds

Freak Tension #2 (03/99)

Freak Tension #1 (12/98)

Razorcake Zine

Emma Alice Johnson’s reviews and interviews also appear in long running punk magazine Razorcake.

Razorcake One Punk’s Guide Series

One Punk’s Guide to Bizarro Fiction (09/17)
An introduction to bizarro fiction, from a punk’s perspective.

One Punk’s Guide to Outlaw Country (09/16)
An introduction to outlaw country music, from a punk’s perspective.

Weirdpunk Zines

American Nightmares (10/16)
Misfits tribute zine released in conjunction with Hybrid Moments.

The Highest Power (10/15)
GG Allin tribute zine released in conjunction with Blood for You.

Atomic Zine

Emma Alice Johnson’s reviews and interviews appeared in the short-lived Atomic zine, based out of Minneapolis/St. Paul.